
020
Photo taken by: Marcelo
Flying from: London LHR to Amsterdam AMS, 4 June 2000
Meal type: snack lunch Sandwiches
Drink: beer
Comments: nasty
Ratings: 0

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Photo taken by: Howard Long

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Photo taken by: Howard Long

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Photo taken by: Howard Long
Flying from: Edinburgh (EDI) to London (LHR), 2 May 2003
Flight duration: 1 hour 30 minutes
Aircraft type & class: A320, Business
Meal type: Lunch - Beaf casserole with dumpling &
mash, dried apricots, chocolate bar
Drink: Champagne Delcaves NV, coffee
Comments: "Despite appearances, the beef casserole
tasted quite good. The dried apricots were awful, and one passenger had
to get the crew to open the packet. Cheese is still missed. The infamous
exploding milk container is illustrated, and did its best to spit all
over me when I opened it, necessitating my glasses to be wiped clean,
although I managed to avoid requiring dry cleaning of my suit and tie
on this occasion. How long will BMI keep this awful picnic box idea going?"
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 6 for the taste, 2 for the
presentation, 6 for the service, 0 for the picnic idea

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Photo taken by: Howard Long

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Photo taken by: Howard Long
Flying from: London Heathrow (LHR) to Edinburgh (EDI),
30 April 2003
Flight duration: 1 hour 30 minutes
Aircraft type & class: A321, Business
Meal type: Breakfast - Sausage panini, tomato ketchup,
raspberry yoghurt with cereal bits
Drink: Orange Juice, Tea
Comments: The awful picnic style pervades. Take a look
at the innards of that panini - hardly the 'quality, nutritious' item
they'd have you believe in their marketing. I believe I have finally figured
how to open the box now, although it's hardly obvious or perfect. Tasted
OK though. Service was singularly non-eventful. To make matters worse
I fell for the oldest trick in the book opening the yogurt and the milk.
Under reduced external pressure, despite ever so careful opening procedure,
both exploded all over my suit and tie as the foil was peeled back. How
many times has that happened to me? Someone must be able to rethink the
packaging of these things!
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 7 for the taste, 2 for the
presentation, 7 for the service, 0 for the picnic idea

014
Photo taken by: Howard Long
Flying from: Glasgow GLA to London LHR, 18 March 2003
Flight duration: 1 hour 30 minutes
Aircraft type & class: A320, Business
Meal type: Dinner - Chicken korma curry with rice and
naan bread, grapes, chocolate bar
Drink: Bloody Mary, Champagne (Delcaves NV)
Comments: "My worst fears are confirmed. The picnic
concept is alive and kicking across the board on all BMI flights in Business
Class. On a busy flight you would struggle to eat anything because the
box itself actually gets in the way when trying to arrange your meal on
the tray table. You need a lot of space. The food itself was OK in its
own way but not at all special and WHERE IS THE CHEESE? I had a delightful
conversation with one of the FA's who explained that the concept was to
spend the money on the food at the expense of things like the china crockery.
If the food actually did taste better I might agree. But it did not. Dessert
is replaced by simple grapes, the Fererro Rocher chocolate with a small
KitKat and there is no cheese plate. I couldn't tell any change in the
quality of the main meal, except for the obvious that it is served in
its tin foil container without any china crockery. Call me old fashioned,
but bring back the crockery."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 7 for the taste, 2 for the
presentation, 9 for the service, 0 for the idea

013
Photo taken by: Howard Long
Flying from: London LHR to Glasgow GLA, 18 March 2003
Flight duration: 1 hour 20 minutes
Aircraft type & class: Fokker 100, Business
Meal type: Breakfast - Yogurt & cereal, warm bacon
panini
Drink: Fresh orange juice, tea
Comments: Oh dear! What has BMI done? Not at all impressive.
Breakfast in BMI's Business Class is served like a picnic with a toasted
sandwich. I don't know the reasoning behind this move (OK, wild guess:
it's cheaper, and needs fewer FAs to distribute it quickly on the plane).
Well it did taste reasonable, but I'm digusted at this appalling drop
in standards when compared to the proper cooked breakfast that used to
be served. To make matters worse, you need instructions on how to use
the picnic box. Sadly, the first set of instructions I found were hidden
in the bottom of the box, so by the time I found them it was too late
and there were salt/pepper/sugar sachets, a ketchup sachet, yogurt, tea,
orange juice, napkins, cutlery and bacon panini overflowing onto my lap.
I later discovered that there is
another set of instructions hidden inside the outer sleeve. Perhaps they
should announce the correct way to use the picnic box when they do the
safety briefing. Luckily there was a comment card so I made my feelings
felt. If anyone from BMI is reading this, forget this picnic idea. A good
breakfast in BC is one of the main reasons that I normally only travel
BMI domestically. This picnic is cheap. And trying to open the box made
me look stupid (and I don't need any help from an airline to do that,
thank you).
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 7 for the taste, 2 for the
presentation, 2 for the service, 0 for the idea

012
Photo taken by: Julian Lorkin
Flying from: Palma PMI to London LHR, 17 November 2002
Class: Business, A320
Meal type: Lunch - Chilli beans in a chilli sauce, with
various undestinguised mushy things around it. A salad with carrot and
iceberg lettuce. A small pot of industrial dressing. A cheese plate with
three types of cheese, a slice of apple a slice of pineapple, and five
grapes, two biscuits, a roll and a tub of butter.
Drink: A bottle of Delcaves Champagne Brut.
Comments: "Yuck. This meal is foul. bmi should be
rightly ashamed of serving this up if it was delievered in economy...
but in business class ! The chilli wass rubbery, hot, with a plastic flavour,
and just not worth serving. In some places it was even spot welded to
the plastic dish. The salad is dry without flavour. Only the cheese and
the pineapple on the cheese plate makes up for it."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): Zero! (Another reason to riot!)

011
Photo taken by: Julian Lorkin
Flying from: London LHR to Palma PMI, 15 November 2002
Class: A320 Business
Meal type: Lunch - Two slices of turkey, two dobs of
reconstituted potato, four strips of carrots, three beans, and a gravy
sauce. A salad with one olive, six chunks of celery, three peppers and
two rocket leaves. MonteVibianno Salad dressing in a lovely small glass
pot. A plate with two slices of cheese and three tomatoes plus an olive
and two more sticks of celery, two buiscuits, a roll, and a tub of butter.
Drink: A bottle of Delcaves Champagne Brut.
Comments: "Definately the meal of choice, this is
the best that bmi provide in any class. Indeed if it was in economy I'd
be pretty impressed, but its in business... ah. There is an all pervasive
taste of plastic, and its kind of like what airline food, meal, catering was like
20 years ago! Still its a good bit of nosh for a two hour flight, the
turkey is a nice variation on the chicken of most flights, and the salad
was edible (thats a pretty good compliment for bmi food, meal, catering)."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 4

010
Photo taken by: Fabio M. Zambelli
Flying from: London LHR to Milan LIN, 24 November 2002
Class: Economy
Meal type: Lunch - poor but not bad
Drink: Any 1 little soda (probably 2 if you ask)
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 5

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Photo taken by: Fabio M. Zambelli
Flying from: Milan LIN to London LHR, 20 November 2002
Class: economy
Meal type: lunch - poor but not bad
Drink: any 1 little soda (probably 2 if you ask)
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 5

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Photo taken by: Fabio M. Zambelli
Flying from: Milan LIN to London LHR, 20 November 2002
Class: Economy
Meal type: Lunch - poor but not bad
Drink: Any 1 little soda (probably 2 if you ask)
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 5

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Photo taken by: The Adventure Girls (www.theadventuregirls.com)
Flying from: London LHR to Manchester MAN, 17 November
2002
Class: Economy
Meal type: Snack -
Biscuit
Drink: Water
Comments: "I asked for the chocolate biscuit as
I had seen it in the tray, although it wasn’t being offered to anybody.
Pretty dubious food, meal, catering from a “full service” airline."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 2 because I got the Club biscuit

006
Photo taken by: Julian Lorkin / www.airreview.com
Flying from: London LHR to Edinburgh EDI, 1 September
2002
Class: Economy
Meal type: Lunch - One packet of 12 peanuts.
Drink: Two bottles of Delcave's Champagne Brut. Pretty
drinkable stuff. Plus a gin and tonic, and a Jameson's whisky and Ginger.
Comments: "BMI have scrapped inflight meals for
all economy flights, even for those to Europe of 2 and a half hours in
duration, but the bar is still free - as a result I've never seen so much
boozing on a flight!"
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 4 (hick!)

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Photo taken by: David White
Flying from: Manchester MAN to London LHR, 21 October
2002
Class: Economy
Meal type: Breakfast - Choice of Bacon Panini or Omelette
Panini
Drink: Orange Juice
Comments: "A reasonably good breakfast sandwich,
served warm. Nothing special, but nice and filling for early-morning travelers."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 7

004
Photo taken by: John Chu
Flying from: London LHR to Edinburgh EDI, 5 August 2002
Class: Economy
Meal type: Snack - Mixed bag of cookies and crackers
Drink: Pepsi and Grapfruit Juice
Comments: "Didn't eat the snack, but, pleased the
flight crew offer a third drink (not pictured) on the second round."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 5

003
Photo taken by: Julian Lorkin
Flying from: London LHR to Edinburgh EDI, 30 August 2002
Class: Economy
Meal type: Lunch - One packet of two stem ginger biscuits.
Nice and crunchy.
Drink: BMI have a choice of two wines - white or red.
Both are Castello MonteVibianno. The white is an Grechetto. The red is
a Cabanet Sauvignon. Both were drinkable, if not paticularly exciting.
But then again the ticket only cost £25, so I can't complain.
Comments: "BMI have scrapped inflight meals for
economy for all internal UK flights, and European short haul."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 3

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Photo taken by: Kar-lok Wong
Flying from: London LHR to Amsterdam AMS, 14 August 2002
Class: economy
Meal type: Snack
Drink: Orange Juice
Comments: "Better then nothing."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): 6

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Photo taken by: John Chu
Flying from: London to Edinburgh, August 2001
Class: Economy
Meal type: Breakfast - Sausage with eggs and tomato.
Comments: "The most disgusting airline food I have ever laid
my eyes on."
Rating 1-10 (worst-best): Zero! A reason to riot!
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