Continental Airlines (now United) (848 pictures & videos)

9/10

Sluggo

United States (IAH) to Japan (HND), 11 Nov 2004

Economy Class

Dinner
Overmicrowaved rubbery chicken breast, broccoli (ever nuke broccoli until it tastes like hot nothing?), carrots, and a gelatinous mass under the chicken that I believe was rice. Or used to be rice. I think SkyChefs was trying to do some mochi-type of thing, but I'm telling you, they failed miserably. I mean, how can you swing a kine in such a tight space anyway? Anyway, there was not even one separate grain of rice left, just a mass of goo. And really hot over in one corner, $49 Wal-Mart microwave style, that burned the crap out of my palette and left me with that little bit of broiled skin hanging from the roof of my mouth. No blood, though... Hard roll, slimy grapes, wilted iceberg lettuce with purple cabbage and carrots, a thimbleful of margarine, and lukewarm water. Also, they served us that angelfood cake every time they had a chance, like they were trying to get rid of it. Didn't get a chance to check the expiration date.

The aforementioned cup of ditch water.

Bad stuff... Didn't have a bowel movement for like five days afterward. I think the rice-mass built a beaver dam in my colon.

Date added: 2008-05-21   //   Flight: 12:00   //   Aircraft: Boeing 777   //   Ticket price: 800.00